Benji Madden might be doing Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz shopping at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (5/17)

Is Benji Madden doing Cameron Diaz? Sure, why not. From People:

“They’ve spent a lot of time at Cameron’s house,” says one source. “Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady.”

Hold on, hold on, taking notes . . . shouldn’t . . . treat . . . women . . . like . . . whores

The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.

“They seemed very friendly,” adds another source of the gym outing. “And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines.”

So we’re good now? Is Cam’s dicklist complete? It’s fair to say that if you were a post 9/11 douchebag with an ounce of fame, at some time or another you’ve probably had a couple of fingers (and maybe a few other things) inside Cameron Diaz. With the exception of King Leonidas, her suitors are literally on the “oh, fuck that guy” list of 1999-20011. Benji, Puff Daddy, A-Rod, Timberlake — I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find Osama Bin Laden’s DNA evidence all Cameron’s back, too. Maybe for an encore, I’ll send Cameron my box of Jerry Springer’s Too Hot for TV VHS tapes for her to roll around on.


May 21, 2014 - 1:00 pm