Jessica Simpson is shitfaced

Jessica Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood (6/8)

Jessica Simpson had to be helped out of Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood last night. But really, it’s not her fault. I mean, you’re totally fine after 16 shots, and then that 17th one sorta just sneaks up on you and suddenly you don’t know the difference between “there,” “their,” and “they’re.” So basically, every day is a 17-shot-day for Jessica.

[Pacific Coast News]

June 9, 2014 - 1:00 pm