Kimora Lee has breasts

Kimora Lee on a yacht off of Cannes, France (7/11)

As far as I can tell, Kimora Lee is only famous for having been married to Russell Simmons years ago. But she’s managed to parlay that marriage into years of being photographed on yachts — even after she got a divorce. It’s really quite remarkable. She’s like some kind of gold-digging wizard. I’d suggest that she write a how-to book, but that would require actual independent thinking.


July 17, 2014 - 8:15 am