Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton made out

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So Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton made out last week in Miami. The two were partying at the annoyingly-named “E11even” nightclub when Paris noticed Miley was having trouble breathing, so she heroically gave her mouth to mouth resuscitation. Errr, something like that. A source told the New York Post:

“[Miley and Patrick] got there around 4 a.m. and sat at a private table off to the side — but still definitely visible to everyone.” Then, “Miley and Paris were dancing and had a whole bunch of people around them. Patrick was sitting on top of a banquette. He wasn’t participating, but watching and enjoying. Miley sat on his lap and Paris was sitting on the couch. Miley leaned down to kiss Paris.”

Our eagle-eyed observer continued: “All of a sudden, they just started making out, and Patrick was in the middle, cuddling them both. Paris had her arm around Patrick’s waist. Then they all walked out of the club together” at around 5 a.m.

Normally this is the part of the story where I joke about someone having to be set on fire after making out with Paris or Miley, but I can’t really do that this time because they made out with each other. I’m so confused. It’s the classic version of a catch-22, but with more dudes getting jacked off by white trash chicks.

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December 8, 2014 - 1:00 pm