Jennifer Lawrence is over it

Jennifer Lawrence leaving a friend’s house in Malibu (6/21)

Chris Martin blew it. He could be banging the bejeesus out of Jennifer Lawrence, but he’s not and now she’s over him. Oh, maybe he’s holding out hope of
getting back together with Gwyneth Paltrow. Or, you know, he could stab himself in
the eye with a fork. A source told the National Enquirer:

“Jennifer still has strong feelings for Chris, but she wishes he’d pursue her more,” a friend said. JLaw, 24, was “hurt” that the Coldplay rocker, 38, visited her just once while she filmed “Joy,” said the source. Then Chris skipped a trip to Montreal where she’s starring in the next “X-Men” flick, saying he had to wrap an album. “Jen hoped that because she was working with ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult on ‘X-Men, ‘Chris might get jealous,” added the pal. But that hasn’t been the case. “They see each other twice a month at best,” said the source. “She’s over it.”

What an idiot. If she gave me the chance, I would bang Jennifer Lawrence so damn hard, I’d strike oil. C’mon
Jennifer, think of it as an investment
opportunity. You’d be a fool not to.


July 30, 2015 - 8:15 am