Salma Hayek leaving the Gucci after party in London (6/4)
Glazed-over eyes … can’t walk without the help of her husband … yup. Salma Hayek is drunk. And you know who’s hotter than Salma Hayek? Drunk Salma Hayek. And you know who’s hotter than drunk Salma Hayek? Drunk Salma Hayek in full SS uniform. Don’t give me that look — it ain’t my kink. I’m just glad two like-minded individuals were able to find each other.