Chrissy Teigen malfunctioned the shit out of her wardrobe
In addition to Selena Gomez, Chrissy Teigen was also at last night’s American Music Awards. Unlike Chrissy, Selena wore 100% of a dress, not just 85%. As a result, the entire world now knows what Chrissy’s vagina looks like (HINT: it looks exactly like a vagina). It could have been worse. At least she didn’t have a swastika tattoo or secret cock.