Kris Jenner is a monster

Kris Jenner at The Angel Ball in New York (11/21)

Apparently Kris Jenner was livid that her son Rob Kardashian and his fiancée Blac Chyna didn’t give their new daughter Dream a name that starts with K. Because branding. Grandmas are always worried about branding. From In Touch Weekly:

An insider tells In Touch that minutes after the baby was born, a fight immediately broke out over it.

“Kris was there and told both Rob and Chyna that the baby’s name needed to start with a K. She said it was all about branding. But they didn’t listen,” the insider says. “Kris was yelling, ‘We all agreed as a family it was a K name! I’m so done, I can’t believe you reneged on this,’ and stormed out screaming.”

This is so silly. Dream doesn’t need a name that starts with K for branding purposes. When she Instagrams her first nipple picture at 12, people will know she’s a Kardashian. Trust me.

November 23, 2016 - 10:15 am