Rob Kardashian is officially trapped– oops, I mean congratulations!

Rob Kardashian is officially a dad. His fiancee Blac Chyna gave birth to a 7 lbs, 5 oz baby girl today in Los Angeles. Too late now, Rob. You’re in this for the long haul with a chick who looks she came straight out of walking up and down the wharf at midnight for tricks in an old Orson Welles film. Early frontrunners for the name include:

  • Kaitlyn Kardashian
  • Kacey Kardashian
  • Kaya Kardashian
  • Katrina Kardashian
  • Kmart Kardashian

I really hope it’s Kmart Kardashian. I wouldn’t put it past Kris Jenner to negotiate that shit, and that struggling company could really use the publicity.

November 10, 2016 - 11:31 am