Rob Kardashian is officially trapped– oops, I mean congratulations!
Rob Kardashian is officially a dad. His fiancee Blac Chyna gave birth to a 7 lbs, 5 oz baby girl today in Los Angeles. Too late now, Rob. You’re in this for the long haul with a chick who looks she came straight out of walking up and down the wharf at midnight for tricks in an old Orson Welles film. Early frontrunners for the name include:
- Kaitlyn Kardashian
- Kacey Kardashian
- Kaya Kardashian
- Katrina Kardashian
- Kmart Kardashian
I really hope it’s Kmart Kardashian. I wouldn’t put it past Kris Jenner to negotiate that shit, and that struggling company could really use the publicity.