Doutzen Kroes ain’t bad

Here’s more of supermodel Doutzen Kroes in Miami, because when you have pictures of Doutzen Kroes in a bikini, you post them. She’s like pizza. When you have pizza in front of you, you can’t not eat it. Of course that begs the question: has Doutzen ever had pizza? Does she even know what pizza is? Has she ever been in a restaurant at the same time as pizza? No (see: abs), no (see: abs), and no (see: abs).

January 5, 2017 - 11:42 am