Brooke Burke is in a bikini

Here’s Brooke Burke still looking incredible in a bikini in St. Barts yesterday. Amazing that I used to have a poster of this chick in my bedroom 20 years ago. Also amazing that I still have the same poster of this chick in my bedroom today. Oh, did I say amazing? I meant horribly depressing. But hey, it’s not all bad moving back in with your parents. Mom said she’s making me a sandwich for lunch later! Bitch better not forget to cut the crust off again . . .

Tags: Brooke Burke
February 16, 2017 - 11:14 am