Christie Brinkley leaving The Today Show studios in New York (2/15)
Okay, I’m really starting to believe that Christie Brinkley is some kind of alien sent back to Earth to establish a New World Order, because 63-year-olds aren’t supposed to wear see-through tops and look that hot. They’re supposed to be worried about their grandchildren getting into college and those darn neighborhood kids playing on their lawn. God dammit it’s not normal that I want to have to sex with a 63-year-old woman. It feels so wrong . . . yet so right.