Oh look, Paris Jackson is being edgy again

Paris Jackson shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (2/15)

Does Paris Jackson actually own a bra? Because I feel like this is the 10th straight day she’s walked around L.A. with her nipple rings at full attention. I know she wants to make a name for herself more than just “Michael Jackson’s daughter” but I feel like she should be reaching higher than just “Chick Who Walks Around All the Time Without a Bra.” Personally, I’d want to be known as “The Guy Who Bought a Kick-Ass Island in the Caribbean with Like a Bunch of Jet Skis and Shit.” You gotta admit, it has a pretty nice ring to it.

February 17, 2017 - 11:41 am