Adriana Lima is already dating someone new

Adriana Lima doesn’t fuck around. She’s already moved on from her ex-boyfriend, Patriots’ wide receiver Julian “Why are you talking about kids on our first date?” Edelman, and is now dating New York Mets’ pitcher Matt Harvey. The two were spotted “getting very cozy” over dinner Wednesday night at the exclusive River Yacht Club in Miami. Hmm, I wonder if they accept Groupons? From the New York Post:

Harvey, 27, and Lima, 36, giggled and caressed each other throughout the several-hour dinner, said one spy.

“They could not keep their hands off each other as they laughed and groped each other like high school students,” the spy reported.

Then, just short of the stroke of midnight Thursday morning, they zipped back up the Miami river in a small yacht called “Arme de L’amour — French for “Weapon of Love.”

So basically, if you can throw or catch, Adriana Lima will fuck you. Seems like kind of low standards for a Brazilian supermodel. Be right back, going to do some hand-eye coordination drills at the gym.

March 17, 2017 - 8:23 am