John Mayer crashed a sorority party

John Mayer attended Alpha Phi’s annual Red Dress Gala fundraiser in Orange County on Saturday night, and all the girls acted as expected. They freaked the fuck out. Pictures. Selfies. Creepshots, Moist panties. They all happened. To be fair to John, he’s not some skeezy celebrity who crashes sorority parties hoping to get laid (hi David Spade!). He was invited to the party by his friend Bob Weir of The Grateful Dead, whose daughter Monet is in the sorority at nearby Chapman University:

John Mayer and Monet Weir

For journalistic accuracy, here’s what Monet Weir looks like in a bikini.

Monet Weir Bikini

Much journalistic accuracy:

Monet Weir Fake Boobs
March 7, 2017 - 11:27 am