Katy Perry is single
Katy Perry attended the Vanity Fair Oscar Party with boyfriend Orlando Bloom on Sunday, but probably didn’t wake up in his bed on Monday. Because they broke up. Their reps said in a statement:
“Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking a respectful, loving space at this time.”
According to WENN, don’t be too worried about Orlando finding love again after the split, because he probably hooked up with a chick at the Global Green Party:
Orlando Bloom turned heads on Wednesday night (Feb 22) at the Global Green pre-Oscars party at Tao in Hollywood after cosying up to the daughter of the Global Green president, Les McCabel. Sources claim Erin McCabe swapped her place card to sit next to the British actor, who was spotted rubbing her back as they laughed and whispered to one other. Erin was also seen rubbing Orlando’s ear, as he apparently rested his hand on her leg, oblivious to the attention their PDA was attracting.
Wow, this is amazing. Orlando broke up with Katy on Monday and then hopped in his time machine and hooked up with a chick on the previous Wednesday. Fucking incredible! I can’t believe it’s not bigger news that Orlando Bloom has found a ripple in the space-time continuum. This should be on front pages everywhere!