Mariah Carey won St. Patrick’s Day
Mariah Carey definitely won St. Patrick’s Day. Celebrating at Catch in West Hollywood, she arrived in a green Lamborghini, wore a tight green leather dress, and even had a posse of leprechauns. It was such a great night for Mariah that she didn’t even flash her vagina while getting out of the car. Incredible! The only thing missing for that touch of Irish authenticity on the night was years of struggle and marginalization. A+ for effort!