Rita Ora is on vacation
Via Instagram, here’s Rita Ora on vacation in The Maldives this week. Wearing a Louis Vuitton bikini, on a boat, in one of the most expensive vacation destinations on Earth. I’m trying to relate to her, but I had cereal for dinner last night. My mind can’t process this. I can’t even afford a globe to find where The Maldives is (kids, your parents will appreciate that joke).