Eva Longoria is on vacation

Here’s Eva Longoria on vacation in Maui yesterday. Note to self: If you ever transform from a male blogger into a female celebrity, don’t go paddleboarding. Stick to things out of the view of the paparazzi like touching your boobs in the bathroom and giggling. Wait, that’s what females do when no one’s looking, right?

April 20, 2017 - 7:25 am