I don’t know what kind of bizarro world I just landed on, but Lindsay Lohan has been cast in a real-life UK comedy series with real-life actors. Wait, does that mean she actually has a schedule now that she has to follow? She can’t just hit snooze on her alarm clock, oh yeah she’ll have to buy an alarm clock now? Uh oh . . . From BBC:
US actress Lindsay Lohan has joined Sky’s upcoming comedy series Sick Note, alongside Rupert Grint, Nick Frost and Don Johnson. The Mean Girls star will appear in the second series, with the first due to air this autumn. The comedy follows Daniel Glass (Grint) as an insurance rep who is wrongly told he has a terminal illness but decides to keep his misdiagnosis to himself.
Sky’s head of comedy, Jon Mountague, said: “One lie leads to the next in this unsettlingly brilliant comedy that will hook viewers in and have them on the very edge of their seats. Filming for series two is already under way and we’re delighted to confirm Lindsay Lohan will be joining Rupert and Nick in this stellar comedy cast.”
This story only makes sense if the producer of Sick Note, David Walliams, just awoke from a 10-year-long coma. “Is . . . Lindsay . . . Lohan . . . available?”