So Tom Brady banged Ivanka Trump

Former White House Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci implied yesterday that the reason Tom Brady didn’t go to the White House with the rest of his New England Patriots teammates last month was because his wife Gisele didn’t want him hanging out with his ex-girlfriend. Who is the President’s daughter. As in the President’s daughter Ivanka Trump. Tom Brady fucked Ivanka Trump. Via the New York Daily News:

“There could be a little bit of jealousy there and protection and possession of Tom Brady, and she probably didn’t want him to go,” the New York financier [told TMZ Live]. “Maybe there was a relationship between him and Ivanka at some point. Maybe it was someone else, I don’t know. I just think there was a possession that caused a rub.”

Cheer up liberal Patriot fans. I know Tom Brady is your hero and all, but it could be a lot worse. He could have fucked Sasha Obama.

September 19, 2017 - 9:55 am