Angelina still plays with toys
But not the kind of toys that your kids play with–unless your kids are sick perverts. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer explains:
Angelina Jolie took a break from filming her new flick “Wanted” in Prague, visited a sex shop called “Erotic City” and purchased two items–a black leather garter belt and … CRRAAACK! … a black riding crop! Since Angelina doesn’t ride horses in her movie, this week’s intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, who’s the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall? (Source)
High “Ho” Silver Away!!! I’m sure the garter belt and riding crop are really for a day at the pony rides with Maddox and the U.N. delegation she calls a family. Of course this story begs the larger question of why the hottest woman on Earth needs toys to get excited for the hottest man on Earth (so I’m told)? I think the easiest thing for all of us to do is assume he has an incredibly small penis and leave it at that.
Since Angelina said in her last interview that her and Brad don’t get mommy and daddy time, then she must have bought them for her brother, James Haven…