Britney sounds like she’s doing great
Britney Spears hit up Club Teddy’s Saturday night for a party thrown by the Alliance promotion group. The pop star had her bodyguards rope off a private area in the back of the club for her and her friends. According to an eyewitness:
“[Britney and her friends] were jumping around on the couches. And Britney was in her underwear.” When a waitress asked if she wanted a drink, Britney said, “No, I’m just having Red Bull.” But, reports an eyewitness, while her friends did the ordering for, ostensibly, what they wanted to drink, it was Britney doing the drinking. Claims one on the scene: “Britney took shots throughout the night.” (Source)
I’d hope she took shots throughout the night. Vaccinations for chlamydia, SARS, herpes, genital warts, syphilis, gonorrhea, measles and god knows whatever else Britney has don’t usually come in pill form. God knows my life would be easier if they did. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I have all seven of those diseases I just listed … just the first six. What kind of person gets measles anymore? LOL! What am I some kind of dirty freak?
I just feel so sorry for Britney. A whole lot more sorry than I feel for myself right now.
I love Britney Spears in a depraved way. She’s as damaged as Lindsay Lohan, but she’s far more innocent. Lindsay is just a dirty cunt, while Britney is a dumb-ass hillbilly who got rich and famous for nothing overnight.
AT LEAST SHE IS NOT WEARING THOSE HIDEOUS, AND OBVIOUSLY SMELLY, BOOTS! BUT SHE IS STILL A SKANK, NO MATTER WHAT!
Oh What a Surprise. It’s just a matter of time before she becomes another ANS. Feel sorry for those boys, not Britney. What a pathetic idiot.