Britney’s paying dividends!
January 19th, 2007
Splash News
If you can get over her bulging stomach, inability to wear underwear, two kids from a previous marriage, tendency to say “y’all” way too much, callous parenting techniques, bad complexion, lack of a high school education, worn out vagina, dumpy ass, annoying ex-husband, and stretch marks, it must be awesome dating Britney Spears! Look at all this free shit her new boyfriend Isaac Cohen scored. Last week this dude was selling his sperm so he could pay rent and now designers are tripping over each other to give him stuff. I still don’t think I could bring myself to have sex with her. Maybe if I kissed her I could score some free socks or something.
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Does Britney and this new boy toy own any other pieces of clothing than the hideous jackets they have been wearing? I mean I am in Cali and yeah it’s cold right now, but come on she has the money to stop in at Wally World and buy a few sweaters.
well that’s what you get for being popular.
i’ve read something about them too in http://hollywood.weblogshq.com
Where’s the payoff?
Bad: having to stick your penis in a glory hole(Britney)
Good: getting free publicity for a non-actor.
Bad: being vomited on/carring peanut butter in glass jars(no longer exist) that break in your pocket.
Good: getting free shit from a dummy
Bad: the dummy buys you shit that make you look like Punky Brewster circa 1984
Payoff: Isaac Cohen is just another douche.