Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston in New York (11/26)
I hope you're sitting down for this news. Apparently Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston isn't dating her for her drop-dead gorgeous good looks and hot body. He's using her to boost his career as a model and singer. A source close to Justin said:
“He’s got more modeling jobs since he’s been with Miley and is telling people they’re writing songs together so her fans will get interested in his music. You start to think he’s in this for fame.”
And just to make this story a little bit creepier, apparently Billy Ray is also using Justin:
"After [Miley's] photo leaks, she needed someone discreet and Billy Ray thought this was perfect for her image. They talk up how he is a good Christian like her and he won’t overshadow her like someone like Nick Jonas might." (Source)
For those of you keeping score at home, Miley is being used to help the career of Justin who in turn is being used by Billy-Ray to help the career of Miley. Whores. All of them. And did I read that correctly or was Billy Ray's first choice to soften the image of his 15-year-old daughter a 20-year-old, sex-hungry underwear model who looks like he's 30? Pretty much the only worse person Miley could be dating right now is a member of the Hells Angels.
Holy crap he's old
Not at his lifestyle. At his dancing. Via the New York Daily News:
"He is cool out there because his moves are so uncool," 18-year-old Marston Hefner tells Playboy. "He's a disco inferno from another planet!"Cooper, 17, wasn't as kind as his big bro: "He's utterly confused, moving his body - the fast shuffles, the crazy elbows - as if he's not sure what he's doing. And all these girls on both sides are freaking on him. It should be awkward, but it isn't for him. It sort of works. Nobody alive can dance like him." (Source)
I don't see what the big deal is. When you're Hugh Hefner, you don't need to know how to dance to impress girls, you just need to know how to undo your zipper. Besides, are Hef's moves on the dance floor really the thing his kids should be the most embarrassed about? I'd put the fact that he has more STDs in him than a medical encyclopedia a little higher on the list. I keed, I keed.
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Katherine Heigl at the premiere of Marley & Me in L.A. (12/11)
+ Pam Anderson somehow turns a one-piece into a thong [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hot Kristen Bell Outtakes from Complex Magazine [Egotastic!]
+ Katie Holmes is wearing leather pants [Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen has lacy underwear [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens caught in a sex shop [The Blemish]
+ Jessica Gomes is gorgeous [Holy Taco]
+ Real or fake? [Attuworld]
+ Shay Laren's big boobs are your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Michael Jackson is gravely ill and needs a lung transplant [Cele|bitchy]
Jerry Seinfeld has a nice house
Jerry Seinfeld's mansion and guest home in East Hampton, New York. Yes, that's his baseball field.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
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Mariah Carey and her big jugs ruined Christmas
"I'm sorry but Mommy and Daddy can't buy presents this year because Nick Cannon didn't pull out." From the New York Daily News:
Mariah Carey's pregnancy has forced her to scrap plans for an upcoming tour, says an insider. "Costume designers and dancers were all called Wednesday and told the tour is off," said the snitch. "Most were hysterically crying because they were relying on her for a paycheck this holiday season." A rep for the songstress said "a tour was discussed, but nothing was confirmed." (Source)
ariah's dancers and costume designers need to put things into perspective. If it weren't for another pregnancy -- the Virgin Mary's -- they wouldn't be celebrating "the holidays" at all. Something else they need to put into perspective: their career choice. Now that their holiday money is gone, I guess you could say the people that work for Mariah are a lot like the people that live in North Korea. Both work under an unstable dictator and both will find themselves eating tree bark this Christmas.
Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert on the set of 24 in L.A. (12/10)
Gisele Bundchen bikini pics!
Gisele Bundchen in Santa Monica (July 2007)
Actor Armand Assante in Miami (12/5)
C'mon ladies, you didn't think I forgot about you. Here's a little Armand Assante eye candy to hold you over until the next hunk comes along. RAWR! *makes pawing motion at screen*
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in L.A. (12/8)
I know what you're thinking about the pictures above and you're completely wrong. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie actually did have sex last night on the red carpet. It was pretty shocking.
