Dina Lohan speaks for you
October 10th, 2006
Now that I know who Lindsay Lohan’s mom wants to screw, I can finally sleep at night:
ATTENTION, George Clooney: Ms. Lohan wants to date you. No, not Lindsay, but her divorcée mom, Dina , who told Page Six: “For every woman in America, he’s the first choice. He’s a gentleman. He’s kept this class about him.”
So nice of Dina to elect herself the official voice of the American women. If I wanted a drunken whore to speak for “every women in America,” I’d call my wife…..How could you? You whore!…..the entire chess team?…..you’re dead to me…..sorry…sorry…..I really shouldn’t bring my personal problems to the site. Slut.
Does it make George extra classy that he has a plan to nail every hot woman in America?
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Sorry dear,
George is interested in dating “celebrities” not greedy grasping managerial moms whose daughters are a total personality trainwreck.
Dina Lohan has been ridden more than a mule at the Grand Canyon. Ridden hard and put away wet.
I find it so annoying when women use their D-list celebrity status and the press to get messages out to A-listers. Have you seen Lisa Rinna wearing that pathetic George Clooney t-shirt? Puke.
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