Don’t F with Anna Kournikova
Maybe this little incident will teach Anna Kournikova to mind her own f’ing business. From today’s New York Post:
Retired tennis hottie Anna Kournikova probably wished she’d bitten her tongue after she yelled at a Miami Beach surfer and his sunbathing puppy, “That dog should be on a fucking leash!” The surfer snapped back, “Maybe you should be on a fucking leash!” Our source reports, “All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the corner, but “reappeared minutes later with three girlfriends who just stood there scowling.”
I could have settled that whole disagreement in two seconds. Just let Anna put ME on a leash. Everyone would win. The surfer would be left alone. Anna would get someone to wear a leash. And I could pee on her leg and sniff her crotch–without getting tasered this time.
The irony is that the guy was probably on a leash if he’s a surfer. Did she check his ankle?
Fucking Anna is SUCH an overrated WENCH. This is the BEST story ever!
I don’t think this story is true. Usually when a celebrity wants to use a public beach, their security people turn it into a private beach… under the threat of murder.
LOL, Anna fuckin rocks. You act like you can get better when all you are is a fucktard in a basement at your momma’s house. Of course this story isn’t true. She’s fuckin hot. SO FUCK OFF PUSSY!
yes, the fucking dog should be on a leash. I love animals but if your dog ain’t on leash, someone will be on the way to take it to the pound. I’ve done it before. Just because you love your dog’s snot, doesn’t mean everyone else has to…