Celebslam: They're Better Than Us

Celebslam: They're Better Than Us http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/ Celebslam: Brutally honest commentary on the latest celebrity gossip and news. Updated daily! en Copyright 2009 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:45:00 -0800 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Second base for Clay!

Clay Aiken got some!

Alas, Clay Aiken's run as Sir Robin in the Broadway rendition of Monty Python's Spamalot has come to an end. His final performance was Sunday night and here's some disturbing pics from backstage. Weird that Clay would be smiling while grabbing a woman's breast -- ohhhhhhhhh, I get it. That guy on the right must be in the middle of hitting a home run. *rim shot*

[Clay Aiken Fraud Squad Revisited via ONTD]]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/second-base-for-clay.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/second-base-for-clay.php Clay Aiken Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:45:00 -0800 Being Tommy Lee is fun

Tommy Lee at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (10/31)

He gets to party with topless groupies after every Mötley Crüe show. Awww no fair! Lee told Playboy:

"You must remove one article of clothing - your pants, your top - or else you are not allowed in my dressing room. That gets the fucking party started so quick. Everyone's walking around topless." (Source)

It must be nice to be Tommy Lee and actually have chicks listen when he demands that they take off their tops. When I do it, I just get served with yet another letter telling me to stay 500 yards away from the nursing home. Let this be a lesson to today's male youth: If you want to see naked girls all day, all you've got to do is become a ~~rockstar~~ ~~surf the internet~~ grow an 11 inch cock.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/being-tommy-lee-is-fun.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/being-tommy-lee-is-fun.php Tommy Lee Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:10:43 -0800 Amy has a new man

Amy Winehouse and Joshua Bowman in St. Lucia (1/4)

Amy Winehouse has a new man. And he's not a drug addict. Wait, what? The 25-year-old singer has been pictured "frolicking" the beaches of St. Lucia with 21-year-old rugby player Joshua Bowman. In an interview with the Daily Mail, he said:

"She's just a cool girl, very nice, and we're just very friendly. She's a good laugh - she is such a lovely girl and on great form. I can't say much more than that. I have been having a lovely time relaxing. It's not been all party-party. I don't drink much at all as it happens.

"It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there because of my acting rather than who I'm being photographed with. I wasn't waiting until there was a photographer on the beach to put my arm around Amy. I have been living in New York for the past year and have only just arrived back in the UK. I am just auditioning." (Source)

What a crazy coincidence that an aspiring actor just so happened to hook up with a woman in the tabloids nearly every day. Well you know how the old saying goes: Love works in mysterious, profitable ways.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/amy-has-a-new-man-1.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/amy-has-a-new-man-1.php Amy Winehouse Joshua Bowman Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:30:00 -0800 In beautiful people news . . .

Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson at the French premiere of Seven Pounds at the Cinema Gaumont in Paris (1/5)

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-2.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/in-beautiful-people-news-2.php Beautiful People Rosario Dawson Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:00:00 -0800 Jennifer Love Hewitt is single

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards (10/27)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiancé Ross McCall split up over Christmas. The two had been dating for three years. A source close to the couple told People:

"They broke up over the holidays and have ended their engagement. They're both really sad about this. Even their friends are surprised; they seemed really happy. Everyone just wants the best for both of them."

Reps for both Hewitt and McCall had no immediate comment. (Source)

Since Jennifer's keeping quiet, the only responsible thing we can do here is guess why they broke up: Jennifer's always been a little freaked out by Ross's doll collection but she learned to live with it. The same can be said about Jennifer's fascination with hardcore bondage. Sure the blazing-hot candle wax poured onto his genitals hurt at first, but Ross learned to deal with the pain. What he couldn't deal with: Jennifer always leaving the lights on when she left a room. Electricity isn't free you stupid bitch.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-single.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-single.php Jennifer Love Hewitt Ross McCall Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:16:52 -0800 The Daily Bikini: Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman bikini pics!

Uma Thurman in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-uma-thurman.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/the-daily-bikini-uma-thurman.php Bikini Pics Uma Thurman Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:15:00 -0800 Well played Jim, well played

Jenny McCarthy bikini pics! (Hawaii - 1/5)

I gotta hand it to Jim Carrey. If I was dating someone as hot as Jenny McCarthy, I'd probably tie her to the hood of my ~~Corolla~~ Mercedes and drive around town honking. "Tits everybody! Tits!" To walk down the beach with her and show such restraint . . . well played Jim, well played.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/well-played-jim-well-played.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/well-played-jim-well-played.php Bikini Pics Editor's Picks Jenny McCarthy Jim Carrey Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:37:02 -0800 Still dating

Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston are still dating

Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend, Justin "I swear I'm not 30" Gaston, were spotted, arm in arm, leaving an L.A. church on Sunday. Looks like they're still dating (for those of you keeping track at home, Justin's 20 and Miley's illegal). You know that sign in Times Square that has a running total of the national debt? I think that'd also be a pretty cool way of keeping track of how many felonies Justin has committed with Miley since they moved into Billy-Ray's pool house. We can build it right smack in the middle of Beverly Hills. According to my rough calculations, the current count stands at 502.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/still-dating-2.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/still-dating-2.php Justin Gaston Miley Cyrus Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:44:12 -0800 Still dating

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still dating

Despite two huge fights in the past few weeks and multiple media reports claiming they're no longer dating, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her Myspace blog last night that claims she did not break up with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson:

RUMORS

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six... AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It's really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc... NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

They may not have broken up over the weekend, but you know that shit is coming. And, no, I don't think it'll be because of the fighting. It's gonna be because of dick. Lindsay's gone over year without it. You know she's dying on the inside. Honestly -- and I swear to god I'm not exaggerating here -- when they eventually break up, I wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay fucks 100 guys that night.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/still-dating-1.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/still-dating-1.php Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Tue, 06 Jan 2009 06:57:46 -0800 $750k each

Paris and Nicky Hilton at the "Bongo Virus New Year's Eve 2009 Party" in Sydney, Australia (12/31)

Despite the clusterfuck that is the current global economy, Paris and Nicky Hilton each netted $750k to host a New Year's Eve party in Australia . . . which buys a lot of nose candy if you catch my drift . . . not that the Hilton sisters are into that sort of thing . . . nope, not at all. From the New York Post:

A well-placed Aussie spy said they were paid by Bongo jeans and the two toured Melbourne before flying off to Sydney with close, greasy pal Brandon Davis and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg. In Sydney, the Hiltons' local pal Mehmet Gulasi was pulled over early New Year's Day with cocaine in his car. A local paper reported Gulasi told cops he was "on an important errand" and on his way to pick up the Hiltons and their posse. (Source)

Paying Paris Hilton to promote clothing is like paying K-Fed to promote condoms. Neither one wears them. Besides, I could have saved Bongo that $750K easily. If you really want to get Paris into a pair of jeans, there's only one way to do it -- put them on some random dude. As far as being a spokesperson for a clothing line, there is a company I think Paris might be a better fit for: The Gap.

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/750k-each.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/750k-each.php Nicky Hilton Paris Hilton Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:15:00 -0800 Quickies

Jared Leto in South Beach (1/2)

+ Tennis hottie Ana Ivanovic in a bikini [Bastardly]

+ Your Jessica Alba smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Lily Allen and Katy Perry are feuding [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ It's Kate Moss' boob! (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Sheryl Crow are Bikini Friends [Egotastic!]

+ Patricia Arquette divorcing her husband [Just Jared]
+ Lindsay Lohan's ass in tights [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Rachel Stevens is ungodly hot [Popoholic]
+ Chace Crawford is so gay [The Blemish]

+ Woman smashes watermelon with her boobs [Dlisted]
+ Jessica Simpson is married? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Cristiano Ronaldo suns his abs for the last time of 2008 [A Socialite's Life]
+ Rihanna got engaged? [CityRag]

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-10.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-10.php Jared Leto Morning Links Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:00 -0800 Midnight T&A: Irina Sheik

Irina Sheik

Russian model Irina Sheik

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/midnight-ta-irina-sheik.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/midnight-ta-irina-sheik.php Irina Sheik Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:00:00 -0800 Quickies Redux

Richard Gere in St. Bart's (1/3)

+ Women have orgasms during childbirth? [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Zhang Ziyi Topless Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Ashton Kutcher is such a douche [Just Jared]
+ Mischa Barton upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ President Bush's cat died [Dlisted]

+ Someone forgot their pants [All Cosplay]
+ September Carrino is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Eva Mendes is rather hot [Derek Hail]
+ Elisabetta Canalis is bellisimo [Attuworld]

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-7.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/quickies-redux-7.php Afternoon Links Richard Gere Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:00:00 -0800 A little something for the ladies

Jude Law in Ilha Grande, Brazil (12/29)

It's official: It's impossible to look cool when you're snorkeling. You could be simultaneously banging four supermodels in the back seat of your Bentley, but if you were wearing a snorkel, I'd still call you a dork and try to steal your lunch money

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/a-little-something-for-the-lad-2.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/a-little-something-for-the-lad-2.php Jude Law Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:00 -0800 Britney's dad is ruining everything

Britney Spears leaving a studio in Hollywood (1/4)

Britney Spears' dad Jamie is derailing her upcoming concert tour because of his controlling nature. Fed up with his rules, curfews, and drug tests, Britney's concert director and lead dance choreographer have already quit. From the National Enquirer:

"Jamie Spears is getting a reputation as a stage dad," revealed a source. "It's embarrassing for Britney."

Jamie — as Britney's court-appointed conservator — makes all decisions regarding her finances and professional life. Wade and Andre were not the only people involved with the tour to quit — some dancers bolted as well, says the source. (Source)

It's a shame Jamie's becoming a stage dad. Even more of a shame: he hasn't followed in the footsteps of another stage dad.* Although Jamie forced out Britney's director and choreographer, she's probably the most pissed off about those backup dancers that quit. Losing them really affects the quality of her shows . . . and her chances of getting laid again.

*See: Ramsey, John Bennett

]]> http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/britneys-dad-is-ruining-everyt.php http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/01/britneys-dad-is-ruining-everyt.php Britney Spears Jamie Spears Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:32:24 -0800