The Daily Bikini

Penelope Cruz bikini pics!

Penelope Cruz in St. Bart’s (Jan. 07)

[BauerGriffinOnline]

Halle Berry looks pregnant again

Splash News says Halle Berry looks pregnant in these pics taken at the “Women in Hollywood Tribute” in Beverly Hills last night. Halle already had a baby earlier this year in March. So if you believe the rumors, it took her boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey a little over seven months to impregnate her again. Clearly he’s gay.

[Splash News, WENN]

Thandie Newton

Thandie Newton at the premiere of RockNRolla held at Pacific Cinerama Dome in L.A. (10/6)

[WENN, Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

NSFW!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving a gas station in Beverly Hills (10/6)

Seriously, who buys that much candy at once? It’s too bad Lindsay had to blow all of her allowance at once. Now she won’t be able to afford a new coloring book until next month.

[INFDaily.com, BauerGriffinOnline]

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni at the Czech Days festival in New York (10/4)

David Duchovny is out of rehab and no longer addicted to sex. And he lived happily ever after. The end. His lawyer Larry Stein told People:

“David is out of rehab and about to start a new movie. He successfully completed his treatment.” (Source)

How exactly do you treat a sex addiction? In my twisted mind, I’m picturing a combination of Amy Winehouse pictures taped to your penis and crushed chili peppers sprinkled on your hands so you can’t beat off. Or maybe you just get neutered. Are there any doctors out there that can clear this up? I need to know in case it ever comes up on Jeopardy. “Alex, what is Amy Winehouse pictures taped to your penis?” . . . “Correct!”

[ONTD]

Kristen Bell is sorta topless

I don’t mean her personally. I’m sure she’s quite pleasant. I mean these pictures. They’re screencaps from an extended scene in Bell’s last film Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I guess the censors messed up or something and blurred out her arm instead of her boobs. I’m sure it has everything to do with human error and nothing to do with creating a little buzz for the newly-released DVD. Cool, right? Not really. She’s wearing pasties. But, hey, if you’re turned on by blurry pictures of boobs without nipples, today’s quite the day for you.

I threw the NSFW star on there just in case your boss is an asshole. Truthfully though, if looking at these pics could get you fired, you really need to get a new job. I hear logging pays well. Plus, every tree you cut down crushes the spirit of exactly 2.3 hippies. How cool is that?

[ONTD]

Kendra Wilkinson is good at judging

“Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson did a pretty kick-ass job judging the “Sun, Fun & 21″ bikini contest over the weekend in Nassau, Bahamas. Look at the way she manages to raise her hand and stare at that chick’s tits at the same time. Sheer genius.

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That hand has a lot of miles

I don’t know how I missed this but back in the August issue of Rolling Stone, Robert Downey Jr. admitted he used to beat off, like, all the time:

“I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but the funny thing is, looking back on it, it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth. I couldn’t leave that little root alone, and I still very much enjoy its presence, but it’s no longer a motivating factor for me.” (Source)

Dad? This can’t be . . . Mom told me you died in the war.

[PICS: WENN; STORY: via Socialite Life]

Rachel Bilson launching her DKNY Jeans Collection at Macy’s Herald Square in New York (10/4)

+ Aubrey O’Day whores up the Body of Lies premiere [Bastardly]

+ A healthy dose of Jessica Biel sideboob [College Humor]
+ Matt Damon does 1/3 of a mini triathlon [I’m Not Obsessed]
+ Olympic hottie Leryn Franco’s boob pops out on the runway [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Nicollette Sheridan Does a Bikini Good [Egotastic!]

+ Brad Pitt bikes with Barack Obama . . . sorta [Just Jared]
+ Mariah Carey has some sugar momma cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Sarah Palin wants to mock Tina Fey [Dlisted]
+ Amy Winehouse’s husband sends her dad threatening letters [Cele|bitchy]

+ Sophie Monk is seriously leggy [Popoholic]
+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite’s Life]
+ Elizabeth Hurley turns people on [CityRag]
+ Katy Perry is stacked [The Blemish]

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline]