I give it two weeks

Tara Reid opening up her own restaurant

I wanted to write about this Tara Reid story on Monday but was too busy cursing alcohol. Anyways, Tara Reid is opening up her own fast food restaurant in Los Angeles at the end of the month named Ketchup. The actress is no stranger to the industry having invested in three other L.A. restaurants; she told In Touch Magazine:

“You probably won’t see me behind the cash register. But I’ll definitely be in the kitchen making sure everything is done right.” (Source)

I can’t wait for the grand opening of this restaurant. Tara passed out in the corner. Empty bottles of whiskey and vodka strewn about. Vomit splattered across the floor. Get it? It’s a “drunken whore” theme restaurant. Perfect for families and first dates!

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2 Comments on “I give it two weeks”

  1. Full Bladder

    Ketchup. I NEED KETCHUP!!!

  2. wtf

    More like her breasts need to ketchup to her pectorals!

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