I’m still confused about these two

James Blunt seduced Petra Nemcova with force

How this story made this New York Post is beyond me but since I love making fun of James Blunt I’ll write about it. Supermodel/tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova is a changed woman–or at least her hair is. During a party in New York celebrating Ray Ban’s “Hide Away” campaign, the model was overheard talking about the transition her hair has undergone since dating the one-hit-wonder:

“When he met me, I was platinum blond, and then I changed to dark hair. The first time he saw me with my new hair he said, ‘Wow! I was dating Barbarella, and now I’m dating a Bond girl!’ ” (Source)

Before leaving the party with Blunt, Nemcova was rumored [by me!] to have mouthed the words “Get me out of here” to one of the partygoers before handing him a note that read “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS FREAK - HE’S THREATENED MY FAMILY.” And the message was spelled entirely of letters cut out from magazines and bonded to a sheet of paper with fresh tears. Hang in there Petra, you’re next on my list of supermodels to rescue from bad relationships. 3 for 4 so far (and that’s if you count only getting to third base with Allesandra Ambrosio a “miss”).

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2 Comments on “I’m still confused about these two”

  1. Full Bladder

    Nick, how far have you gotten with Kate Moss?

  2. UgliestGuy

    and Ms naomi Campbell….?

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