Jack Osbourne nailed Paris Hilton
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Sharon Osbourne let it slip to a reporter for UK tabloid The Sun that her son, Jack, used to nail Paris Hilton on a routine basis. Ozzie said/mumbled:
“Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy — which one was it, Sharon?” Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!” (Source)
Am I the only person in this damn industry that hasn’t been a “friend” with Paris Hilton? Christ, if she’d sleep with THAT douche bag, she’d certainly be willing to bed an underwear model like myself* … not that I ever would of course. I like my penis unblemished/one color/still attached to my body.
*Part-time model. Building houses for Habitat for Humanity is my “main” job.
I can honestly say I wouldn’t mind seeing Paris Hilton fuck a lot of dudes but I’d draw the line on Jack Osbourne.
DO YOU REALLY WORK WITH HABITAT?
Yes, he does work with Habitat for Humanity…when he’s not curing AIDS and delivering babies for the homeless at the free clinic. I’m also told he can fly.
That picture is hilarious. The washed out chubby brits with the shiny fake bronze half dressed Paris in the middle. Jack has lost tons of weight since the picture, but he still has the same face.
Fuck Paris!! I am so glad that butt breath, herpes having slut is in jail. They probably put her in solitary, not for her safety because of her celeb status, but because of how many anti semetic, racist, arrogant remarks she made. Now her phoney boney ass is right there with the same people she was caught bashing. Blacks and gays huh? Well, Ive never been to jail but I can assure you that Ms. Bytch is definately surrounded by plenty of folks who fall in that category and would pay to grab that slut by her throat. Thats what she gets and as mean as it is she deserved it and more. I am not at all surprised she got herpes. I would die to see a pic of her with a herpes sore on her ugly face. OMG!! That would be hilarious and would truly destroy her image. Poor Jack, I hope he covered his rabbit!! His wee wee may be burning on the low.