Jessica Alba makes my pants bulge
October 5th, 2006
Oh Jessica Alba, you cruel temptress and star of such blockbuster films as Too Soon for Jeff and P.U.N.K.S., why doth thou frustrate us with your whorish see-through dresses? She looks so damn hot in these photos, it physically hurts me. I literally have pain in my stomach–oh sure the rational side of me is saying it’s probably from the motor oil I chugged an hour ago, but, hah, I spit in the face of rationality!
p.s. If you’ve never heard of P.U.N.K.S., here’s a summary from IMDB:
A group of misfit teens evade a corrupt scientist when they steal and attempt to return a suit that delivers supernatural strength to its wearer.
I’m pretty sure it won an Oscar…or maybe it was Emmy….I don’t know, I’m always mixing those two up
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Yes, she is very hot. Yes…I want to fuck her too (and I’m a chic). However, i will say that the outfit sucks ass and not in a good, fun way.
Yeah shes VERY hot.. she kicked ass in Sin City but…. she looks like crap in that outfit.
She is so fuckin’ hot it is not even funny. I don’t think I could last 30 seconds in her beautiful mouth.
Wonderful picture. Really hot,,,,,,
hy fuck you all who talk about my honey jessica she is the most beautifu lady in the world … don’t talk about her like this.. fuckers
Yah effin pervs………..