
Damn. If Jessica shows any more of her tits, I'd might have to buy her a drink. Or maybe I'd have to buy myself a drink. It can be pretty overwhelming to see a 26-year-old whose breasts already sag down to her stomach. That's something that would get burned into your subconscious--like a bad 'Nam flashback or an episode of Will & Grace.
Lots of pics after the jump...








Praise the Lord, justice has been done. That orange farting woman is sooooooo over.
I must really have a jones for this chick cause so far i havent seen or heard one thing that would stop me from ploughing her for 3 days straight.
don't worry, you ain't the only retard living in this world
I WOULD SUCK THOSE TITS!
WOW...her dad was really wrong about those.
first of all she is busty and a bit heavy. second, thats her business only. and lastly a womans worth is not determined by the size of her bustline.
She made it more than "her business" by wearing that dress...
"sagging to her stomach"....I HARDLY think so! Just because they aren't siliconed to her rib caged??? Do you people forget what real breasts look like? Here's a reminder...NOT like Barbie's!!
I'd hit it !
Never mind the saggy boobs. Look at the size of the stomach they're leaning on.
Sure that's normal, not fat. But celebrities who trade on little besides their youth and beauty had better be a bit thinner and firmer than "normal". Too bad, Jessica.
Get some talent or retire.
Normally I don't take the time to reply to you idiots that are always ripping Jessica, Britney or whoever, but I just felt I should say something. First of all, she does not have saggy boobs. That is what real breasts that are a size Double D look like. Second what pictures are you looking at that she has a stomach in? What is wrong with you people that call women that look like her fat? It makes me sick. She has beeb reported to wear a size two or four. Wow that's huge. Hey, why don't you put your picture on the internet and we'll on coment on how crapy you look. Get a life.
She's just very, very pretty, and womenly.
They're not bad at all! They're just like regular natural huge boobs. Don't you other women be criticizing her boobs!
To what Ashley says:
Amen! I think Jessica Simpson looks great, despite what these boneheads think. I think they judge their women on airbrushed photos in men's magazines, not normal women. Jessica is natural, no implants, has beautiful curves and is ALL woman!!
Thanks for the post, Ashley. It's good to have a woman's point of view instead of some of these jugheads trying to be funny but aren't.
Man I could spread those thighs and reach heaven from up above.
Bless your stench Jess
Cathy
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First of all she has real tits and they are big and they are supposed to look like that which i could understand all the tits we see today are silicone so yeah i guess we forgot what a real pair look like. AT least she is not going through poor britney is going through
I would bang jessica any day of the week.
I think is refreshing to see natural big boobs in hollywood. Besides, she's too pretty, she can afford some sagginess.
What's with all these comments? Have some of ya'll never seen natural big breasts in your life? Jessica looks great.
Hey soo i rnadomyl saw these pictures of jess and all the comments ppl have written. who give a shit about celebrities embrassing moments. well all have em'! Jessica just isn't blonde and stupid like we see on some of her shows and how media betrays her. i bet she smart and wouldn't put pictures of herself purposley for us to be like omfg do you see those boobs? They're sooo totally fake.. like yeah right lets get reality straight! yes its true that gurl rt jealous of her. but its ALL her. no plactic surgery no botox and shit like that.
Guys are you blind all tits whose sizes are janoboilaya look like that Look at Mimi rogers and Susan Sarandon both are real and looks just like Jessica's ...
Jessica Simpson actually has great plans for this planet, and is studying gravity with experiments like this. What do you think people would have said when they observed, like, Newton doing experiments to get those Laws of his straight?
Once and again I get to look at real titties (no silicons or photoshop around), they just look like these! So I understand the need to pass these for just another pair of secondairy gender pointers. It's just so much more than that.
Or do you still believe there are things like 'bad choice in dresses' and 'never thought people would actually carry a camera ar places like that'?
sagging my ass - She is MIGHTY fine. Natural and beautiful, I have always had a thing for Jess, and as far as boobs go - maaaaaaan they are great. I'd rather have big and natural than plastic fantastic anyday. She is a goddess in my eyes - but that's the whole point isn't it - opinion!. Jess, I'd walk from Australia for you :-)
Okie-Boy too far away!