Josh Hartnett is not a hero
Remember the story I recounted last week about Josh Hartnett being a hero because he stopped a guy from harassing a woman outside a New York bar? Turns out it was total bullshit. After the New York Post called Josh a “stand-up citizen” for diffusing the fight, numerous patrons came forward to dispute the Post’s version of events. According to one of the witnesses at the Whiskey Ward bar, trouble started around 2 a.m.:
“Hartnett was with a group of very aggressive guys and two girls. One of the girls in his group claimed a guy in the bar pushed her, and Josh’s friends started getting really heated.” (Source)
Though Josh supposedly played a role in “cooling down” his friends, the shit hit the fan outside of the bar at 4 a.m.:
“At about 4:15, a group of guys jumped [a fellow patron],” said a female witness to the incident. “They threw him to ground and kicked him. And Josh was just standing by and watching,” said the observer, who recounts that the whole fight lasted about four or five minutes.
Great, now what am I supposed to do with this neat collage I spent the entire weekend making for Josh? Oh well, my loss can be your gain. If any of you guys know someone that might be interested in a collage made entirely of lifesavers that says “Josh is a Hero” call me. But you have to promise you won’t make fun of me for dotting the ‘i’ with a heart. It’s not as gay as it sounds.*
*Yes it is
The real question is, who is Josh Hartnett and why did I just spend 1 minute and 3 seconds of my life reading about him? That’s 1 minute and 3 seconds I’ll probably never get back?