Kirsten Dunst does things
What I could barely ascertain from this article from The Sun is that Kirsten Dunst met this British dude a few weeks ago and now she’s staying at his place and doing touristy stuff like sightseeing. Don’t even attempt the second paragraph, it’s pretty much unintelligible:
JOHNNY BORRELL has introduced new American girlfriend KIRSTEN DUNST to one of the great institutions this side of the pond - British bangers. As I told you yesterday, the Spider-Man star is making herself at home in Johnny’s London flat after meeting the RAZORLIGHT frontman only a few short weeks ago. My snapper - the picture is in today’s Sun newspaper - caught them as they stepped out for a spot of sightseeing in the capital yesterday. Lunch was bangers and mash in a boozer.
KIRSTEN joins MADONNA and GWYNETH PALTROW in the Honorary Brits Club. Madge could be a local girl as she sups Timothy Taylor ale with hubby GUY RITCHIE. Gwyn adores exploring London parks with CHRIS MARTIN. But I don’t think either of them have tasted a snorker. (Source)
I swear to God they talk in some sort of freaking code over there. Snorker? Sups? Snapper? Boozer? Bangers? My head is about to explode. Thankfully, hating Kirsten Dunst is an international language–it knows no borders. Like my Uncle Rich. He forges passports.
I do know a ‘banger’ is some sort of English sausage and a ‘fag’ is that dude in the picture clapping his hands. As for all that other gobbilty-goop they’re squawking about is beyond my comprehension.
for you nice people in the U.S.A
Bangers = sausages
snapper = photographer
boozer = pub
sups = dines/ eats supper (dinner)
snorker = probably a fish but i couldn’t tell you that one.
Thanks g-man!
Nick
Editor
Celebslam.com
This dude needs a chin transplat STAT! Also, the Arsenio Hall length fingers are pretty creepy.
This dude needs a chin transplat STAT!! Also, the Arsenio Hall length fingers are pretty creepy.
Damn! What a handsome couple!!! Plus knowing that they have sausage and cigarette breath makes them all the more appealing.
Snorker is slang for penis.
I think in this case ‘Sup’ means having a drink rather than dining, I always use the word sup when referring to drinking anyway. I’ve never heard of a snorker either.
Oh and ‘fag’ is a cigarette.
“Snorker” is a term meaning sausage, common until approx. just after the WWII period. Not so common these days, but still out there.
A fag is either a cigarette, or a derog. expression for a homosexual.
It derives from the old public school era (because they are run by members of the public - what Americans refer to as private school, heaven knows why). A ‘fag’ was a junior school child who would serve a senior child (clean his shoes, do his washing, run errands, be whipped when out of line etc), all still pretty common place in some schools over here!