Lindsay Lohan has no sense of humor

Lindsay Lohan with hard nipples

Lindsay Lohan cussed out a group of girls seated near hear at a posh Los Angeles sushi restaurant after the group tried to make fun of her. The girls convinced the sushi chef to design a special sushi roll shaped like an Oscar statuette - with toothpicks holding it upright on a plate:

Then, attaching a note that read, “Lindsay’s Oscar,” the snarky minxes sent it over to the 20-year-old star - who exploded, sensing they were goofing on her widely-reported comment that she wants an Oscar before she’s 30! Lindsay stormed over to the tormentors’ table, flung down the sushi Oscar, and launched into a long, unprintable non-acceptance speech that began, “Eff YOU…!”

How does Lindsay expect people to react to her retarded comments about winning an Oscar before age 30? That ain’t gonna happen unless The Academy decides to add a category for putting out. Even then, Lindsay wouldn’t be the favorite. My mom’s had that award locked up since the late ’80s.

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17 Comments on “Lindsay Lohan has no sense of humor”

  1. she’s more likely to win the ugly crotch of the year award,her and britney are pretty much neck and neck right now.

    http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

  2. that could’ve only been funnier if the girls had asked the chef to make a vagina roll with some red tuna.

  3. JohnnyDee

    Not very smart to react in that way, she should keep her head cool but i can somehow understand why she did. She is followed around every day by paparazi and other people and that is really frustrating. I hope in the future she thinks before she’s doing such things

  4. JohnDoe

    Though her comment realy took a bad turn, people should not take it personally on her, these celebrities do receive bad treatments with other people and it all just pile up for their whole day activities which makes it so frustrating if your in their shoes.

  5. Not very smart to react in that way, she should keep her head cool but i can somehow understand why she did. She is followed around every day by paparazi and other people and that is really frustrating. I hope in the future she thinks before she’s doing such things

  6. JESSICA

    LINDSAY YOU ROCK GIRL WHO CARES WHAT ANYONE SAYS I LOVE YA THOSE GIRLS WERE JUST ACTING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS WHO DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO !!!!

  7. kokojoe

    I it weren’t for those silicone torpedoes no one pay any attention to her.

  8. Moneymo

    They need to leave both Lindsay lohand and Britney spears alone.. sometyme i hate the paparazi when they twist things around just to make them self look good and the stars look good… I love lindsay and she deserve to be treated better everybody has off days and some ppl have off months and years but hey at least she is doin her thing.. the only reason ya hatin is because ya wish ya was her

  9. Garry

    Sheesh what kind of a woman is she? Letting the whole public see her nipple like that, aint she ashamed? Or is she an exhibitionist?

  10. tinny

    she is soo hot

  11. matt

    yea id suck those

  12. PeTeRnOrTh

    Lindsay is hot.. she is my fantasy.. if i have chance toi see her.. Grrrr.. DAMN!!

  13. ken

    No sense of humor ? why because she interpreted the message for what it was, and responded accordingly !
    More power to her.
    Those cockroaches crawled out and bothered her.

  14. Daniela Sgró

    A mi me parece que la tienen que dejar en paz todos, no es que no tiene sentido del humor, es divertida, pero si le hacen bromas, como cargandola eso no es lindo, cualquiera se puede enojar por eso, yo quisiera que dejen de molestarla, y que todos se fijan en lo malo, esta muy mal eso.

  15. Gabriela Nogales

    I love lindsay lohan, she is my idol, is the best actress and pop singer in the world, but is alcoholic. ¡my good! but she is a good person.

  16. ed3

    Lindsay Lohan like her mother is nothing but a money grubbing piece of trailer trash. She thinks she’s getting an Oscar…for what Herbie Fully Loaded?? Maybe this new BJ video might get her on the AVN awards but as far as her talent, she has none. And I agree that she has the nastiest crotch in Hollywood. But Paris and Brittney are bringing up the rear…their favorite position.

  17. all juicy see house yahoo

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