Maddox Jolie-Pitt is the next Pelé

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hiring David Beckham to give their son private soccer lessons:

Maddox, five, has shown early promise after being enrolled in the David Beckham Soccer Academy in Los Angeles. Now Brad, 42, wants the ex-England captain, 31, to give his adopted son extra training. A source said: “Brad has asked if there is any chance of David giving a one-on-one tutorial.” It is another master step by Becks and wife Victoria, 32, as they make more inroads into the Hollywood society. They are pals with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and are rumoured to want to move to LA when David retires.

Maddox has shown promise? Ummm……HE’S FIVE YEARS OLD! About the only promise he could show is to not take a shit in his diapers while he’s running around the field. When I was a little boy, my kindergarten teacher told my mom I had academic promise. But that was only because I didn’t eat as much paste as the other kids.

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4 Comments on “Maddox Jolie-Pitt is the next Pelé”

  1. denise

    I sold vegetables to tourists when I was five years old Nick. Nothing strange about young kids doing that sort of stuff, it depends on how you’ve been raised

  2. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Victoria better keep a tight leash on her man during this “training” or Angie will have him for dinner. All of him.

  3. judi

    Maybe Beckham better watch out for Victoria, Angie swings both ways..

  4. andrew scherf

    brennan is a spam whore and needs to die he made us switch sites because our vito site and made it dumb cause he spam whored it….thank you and have a good day.

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