Martha Stewart been drinking the haterade again

Martha Stewart lashes out at sketch artist

Martha Stewart noticed a very familiar face in the audience during the taping of her show earlier this week–Shirley Shepard aka the courtroom sketch artist that covered her trial. Being the classy lady that she is, Martha briefly stopped taping and graciously welcomed Shirley to the show. Oh wait, no she didn’t:

When Stewart saw Shepard in the studio audience, she pointed her finger and exclaimed, ‘I know you!’” Stewart then declared, “She’s the bad artist who did all those terrible sketches of me” - and told Shirley to stand up. “Martha, you get prettier every day,” Shirley responded. (Source)

Damn, Martha Stewart is a bitch. The sketch artist was just doing her job, leave her alone. Geesh! I guess I’m a little sensitive because I used to get shit like this all the time when I was an electrician. I’d be minding my own business and suddenly a woman would burst into the bedroom and start screaming bloody murder threatening to call 911 on me just because I was a little “naked” and might have been “sniffing” her panties. Like it’s my fault you came home early for lunch. Bitches can be so uptight sometimes.

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11 Comments on “Martha Stewart been drinking the haterade again”

  1. Full Bladder

    Martha and Ellen DeGeneres should hook-up. Something tells me they would be the new Hollywood “it” couple.

    *Scratching head*
    What does being an electrician have to do with being in a woman’s bedroom, naked, sniffing panties?

    I’ve seen that word - “haterade” - twice today already. I personally don’t like it.

  2. woody

    In that first picture, she looks just like Anna Nicole looks…now!

  3. Carlos

    Martha is a wildwoman. I’d love to plow her,doggy style. I wouldn’t be suprised if she enjoys the yellow dicipline once in a while. I’d love to give her a cleveland steamer, then clean up with those nice linens she hawks all the time.

  4. Full Bladder

    Martha seems like the type that would enjoy the occasional dirty sanchez also.

  5. Carlos

    Bladder, that wouldn’t be very ladylike, now would it?

  6. Full Bladder

    No one ever accused her of being a lady.

  7. The bitches are the stupid retards who take time to post here. I can seriously warn you of a potential lawsuit in a new area of law called tort (or tart for fuckers like you)

  8. bee

    Mr. Michael

    WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR POINT?

  9. Kyndrid

    Tort is not new by any stretch.

    To defame someone, you must (a) make a factual assertion (b) for which you cannot provide evidence of its truth. Defamation does not affect the voicing of opinions.

    My opinion is that Michael is an idiot.

  10. Listen stupid I wanst just referring to the tort of defamation. Im referring to the practice of witchcraft. that is your raison detre in your attacks on this woman. go to hell the lot of you! As for truth in your statements witches are born liars about nice folk.

  11. Kyndrid

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