Trailer park living with Matthew McConaughey
April 17th, 2007
Only Matthew McConaughey could pull off bringing a smoking hot Brazilian model (Camilla Alves) back to his trailer. I tried to pull that shit last week and the bitch made me get a hotel room. You hear that sound? That’s me not calling your high-maintenance ass back tomorrow.
Read more about: Camilla Alves, Matthew McConaughey
HE is smoking hot. SHE does NOT have a pretty face at all. Ew!
He is fiercly hot. The “I don’t shower and have no running water, gas or electricity,” look is one generally left for those who actually don’t have running water, gas or electricity. My guess is that whilst he pines away for Jakey G he’s doing his best to get the supermodel away from him with bizarre cooking and cleaning methods. Power to you Matty. Oh, and call me.
wow…he sure has the gay-man stance down…