Mel Gibson to soon hate Jews

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According to the upcoming issue of the National Enquirer, everyone’s favorite Jew hater, Mel Gibson, was spotted in Austin, Texas, throwing back a cold one:

“I couldn’t believe my eyes. Mel Gibson was swigging a Bud with two adoring young women hanging on his every word,” the tab quotes a musician named Steven Smith as saying. Smith claims that the alleged incident occurred at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q on Sept. 22 at around 1:15 a.m. According to Smith, about 75 people were at the bar, but Gibson and his group were in an area that was “cordoned off so no one could bother him.” Another unnamed source backs up the claim, telling the Enquirer “He definitely was drinking Budweiser. I saw him.”

I don’t really give a shit that Mel Gibson is drinking again. I just think it’s cool that huge Hollywood megastars still drink beer. I always figured they drank 200-year-old scotch out of jewel-encrusted goblets while laughing at the plight of the working man, lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills, and shooting bald eagles with their pure-gold shotguns.

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16 Comments on “Mel Gibson to soon hate Jews”

  1. David

    I have first post noobs. Alright, and everyone must use their real name too.

  2. michael

    2nd post, if any of you guys whore like brennan than i will stick a spoon up ur nose, keep it real HOMIES also ijust read about how hugh hefner likes dominoes more than sex on this site

  3. David

    For everyday I will be posting a “Bible verse of the day”. If you consider it spamming, too bad. I’m just trying to make everyone’s day a little better. Enjoy. - 10/13/06

    “And all thy children shall be taught of the LORD; and great shall be the peace of thy children.” Isaiah 54:13

  4. David

    Recently have googled “name generator” and I have found a website to find “your JEDI name”. I know, I know! Relax, you super excited.

    Andrew- SCHAN BEBEA of the planet Beast!
    Michael- MINMI BEBEA of the planet Beast!
    Me- HEIDA BEBEA of the planet Beast!

    “of the planet Beast!” and “Bebea” are terms that resulted from me typing your home town as “beast” and “name of a prescription drug” as “beast” also.. soz fellas

  5. trent

    awesome david the bible verse of the day has really spoken to me

  6. andrew

    we have to change sites cause brennan is a douche

  7. trent

    one question y the hell does it matter if he was drinking beer or not i mean cmon who gives a shit

  8. andrew

    avril lavigne now the one with the finger

  9. dos menutos
  10. trent

    k y did brennan c this one or what

  11. trent
  12. David

    Ya gay there spanish fag? Can’t take a hint or what? Stupid asshat.

    STOP FUCKING POSTING.. thank you, that is all.

    P.S.- Have a good day, except the spanish fag who really isn’t spanish and whose name is Brennan the queer.

    Again, thank you.

  13. andrew

    go to barbara streisand now hurry b fore he sees me

  14. steve

    brennan is going to be assisnated very soo he is going to be shot in the ;mother fucking head

  15. David

    Brennan is a complete fag. Today’s Bible verse of the day is:

    -He will be the sure foundation for your times, a rich store of salvation and wisdom and knowledge; the fear of the Lord is the key to this treasure.- Isaiah

  16. hrh

    fuck you, david, fuck you.

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