So hot!
May 10th, 2007
Melanie Griffith is fighting a battle with age and age is straight-up kicking her ass. Expressing this fight in baseball terms (such an obvious thing to do!), age is the ‘27 Yankees and Melanie is the local little league team full of slow fat kids.
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That’s just horrible.
Sarah Jessica Parker makes her look like a prom queen…
Constant suntanning may give you that temporary “healthy looking” tan but ultimately your skin ages about 100 years prematurely which is permanent! Remember guys the next time your wife/girlfriend wants to go to the tanning salon, in ten years you could wake up next to this!
Glad to see she’s smoking, that will DEFINITELY help her look younger! Doctors everywhere recommend it, true story.
She’s 49…my grandmother is 94 and has better gams (not a joke…very true)
That knee looks like it’s had surgery on it. Anyone remember her getting injured? Maybe skiing?
She needs some laser treatements and to quit smoking! I think the smoking is worse than tanning, because she smokes all day, every day, poluting her entire body. Good grief, I can’t believe people still smoke!
So I guess Sarah Jessica Parker can only go uphill from here…
It’s true Kristi - she has that disease of too much skin or some shit, or starved off 40lbs in 2 weeks recently (?)
She needs to be on anti-smoking ads everywhere.
That thing is married to Antonio Banderas! HOW? I….WHY? That’s….GAH!!!
What do you expect? She’s married to a french vampire.
Will someone please tell me this is photoshopped!!!! If it isn’t, OMG, I feel so bad for her - she has not aged well and sorry but 49 year olds should not look like this!
one thing you can say about antonio is that he’s a man of principle.
but if i was that good-looking, i’m sorry, i woulda bounced 12 years ago..