Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are getting married
According to the National Enquirer, Nick Lachey, 33, popped the question to Vanessa Minnillo, 26, and the two are set to marry this spring. The couple began dating about six months after Lachey announced he was getting a divorce from Jessica Simpson in late 2005:
“They’re moving forward with plans for an April wedding,” a close friend told The Enquirer. Now Nick and Vanessa are mulling destinations for their wedding and honeymoon, disclosed a friend. “Since they both love Baja, Mexico, it will probably happen south of the border, where they first fell in love.”
Why is Nick Lachey so eager to get married? He should be plowing through Hollywood one vagina at a time. He has about as close to a magic penis as you can get. And don’t give me this bullshit about how he should start settling down because he’s 33. Forgetting the name of the girl you’re banging in the alley outside the club never gets old. NEVER
More of Vanessa at this weeks Golden Globes after the jump…
Jessica so you can have revenge sex with me. Mine may be magic but its huge. Please have your Dad call me.
argh that was supposed to be may not be but maybe it is.
“Forgetting the name of the girl you’re banging in the alley outside the club never gets old. NEVER”
LMAO Comedy Gold.