Nick Lachey is a hero

Nick Lachey saves man’s life

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo saved some old dude’s life a few weeks ago in the lobby of their New York City condo building. As the old guy exited an elevator, he suddenly clutched his chest and collapsed. The National Enquirer reveals:

Barely able to speak, the man whispered he’d left his heart medication in his condo - so Nick grabbed his keys and took off as Vanessa dialed 911. Nick was back in a flash, fed the guy a pill and stayed until paramedics arrived. The man, a chronic angina sufferer was hospitalized overnight and released. In an ironic twist, it turns out he’d actually lobbied against Nick and Vanessa moving in because he’d feared loud parties, etc. - but now raves about the couple, calling them “my heroes!” (Source)

This story kind of surprises me. See I’ve had peyote-induced visions about this exact situation, and it always plays out in a different manner. I mean we are talking about Nick Lachey, the guy with “boy band” at the top of his resume. In my vision, after seeing the guy on the floor, Nick first unzips his pants … to check for vital signs of course. Then he massages the guy’s chest with oil … ya know, just to keep him comfortable. And finally, he gives the old dude mouth to mouth … BECAUSE HE’S GAY

Read more about: Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo

6 Comments on “Nick Lachey is a hero”

  1. LacheyH8TER

    Nick Lachey is a total freaking douche

  2. [Fug Face [x]]

    womp womp. That failed to be funny. Why is it gay peoplalways try to call everyone else gay, are you homos so miserable you want everyone to be gay and fucked up like you?

    Cock suckers are hilarious!!! and so pathetic.

  3. d

    they look great ilove her out fit

  4. denise

    am glad he found a better woman than orange farting jessica can ever be

  5. becky wright

    vanessa you will never be jessica she has so much class and you have none at all!!!!!!!!!

  6. Bobby Ewing

    Well, there are a few pics at the link in this post that will tide you over - heh heh heh

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=8909288#8909288

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