Pamela Anderson had the talk

Pam Anderson had to tell her children about her infamous sex tape before they found out about it via Borat. In an interview with UK tabloid The Sun, Pam reveals what she told her children:

“You know, when your dad and I were first together we used to video tape everything. Everybody’s naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff and someone stole the tape. And I remember when we were watching the film and (her son) Dylan goes: ‘You mean everybody has seen this?’ And I said, ‘Yes.’” (Source)

Sadly, I’ve been waiting a LONG TIME for this day to come. The day when Pamela finally had to have “the talk” with her kids. I imagine it went something like this: Pamela: “Kids, a long time ago, Mommy was a whore.” Kids: “You mean like last week when the Detroit Pistons ran that train on you?” Pamela: “No, before you were born. When you were just a gleam (and caked seamen) in my eye. Now go fetch mommy that rubber fist from the movie … she’s got some plumbing to do.”

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