Papa Joe Simpson still pimping Jessica out

Papa Joe Simpson is trying to sell the opportunity to have Jessica Simpson read your magazine. Price? A cool $10,000. Sources told gossip monolith TMZ that Joe has already contacted at least two celebrity magazines to gauge their interest in having Simpson “read” their magazine in her upcoming film “Blonde Ambition”:

We’re told that he has asked them to write a check for $10,000 for the privilege of placement — and to make that check payable to Joe Simpson. Our sources say that Joe has “guaranteed” that he will personally see to it that the magazine will be where it’s supposed to be when cameras roll. So far, according to sources, no one has taken Simpson up on his offer.

If Joe was smart, he’d start selling product placement–not just in Jessica’s movies–but in her life as well. Couldn’t you see Jessica attending some awards show wearing a dress sponsored by Pepsi with all her confused looks brought to you by Office Depot. This concept wouldn’t be limited to the ditzy blonde, either. Maybe Britney could get a little IBM tattoo right above her crotch. Imagine how much “exposure” the computer giant would get during Britney’s next drunken night with Paris Hilton.

You just know I’d try to get in on that action: Gary Coleman’s trip to the post office to pick up his welfare check courtesy of Celebslam.com!

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