Papa Joe’s pimping out Jessica
Remember those rumors floating around a few weeks ago that Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo were dating? Well not only were the two not dating each other (as I told you last week)—they’ve never even met. It looks like the rumors were started by—surprise, surprise–Papa Joe Simpson. According to sources:
Joe Simpson “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo, who’s reportedly dating Carrie Underwood, simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica.
I’ve heard of doing crazy things for football tickets but pimping out your daughter is on a whole different level. Why couldn’t he just be like a normal Dad and pretend his kid has cancer and his last dying wish is 50-yard-line seats to a Cowboys’ game. And then maybe some one-on-one time with the cheerleaders after the game. I mean that’s what normal fathers do, right?
If you can take your eyes off those sweater puppies for a second, what’s with the Prince look-alike in the background?
Look at her lips lol. What the hell happened?
You know old joe’s probaly wondered how much he can get for her at the bunny ranch.
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Lol, I love papa Joe. He talks lovingly about his daughters knocker sizes, and how hot they are, now he’s pimping them off to the Cowboys? Nice, can you image what he’ll have Ashlee and Jessica do to each other for superbowl tickets? I see a PPV and a cleaveland steamer in their futures. What a creep.
Look @ those titties!…Joe could get 500.00 EA for them!
She could end world hunger with those things!
I heard he is still under going negotiations for Jessica’s sex tape. Apartently 5m is not enough for him. I bet if porn paid better we’d see a lot more of them.