Paris and Nicole reunite for the dead
Since they were seen together earlier in the week, the Hollywood rumor mill has been buzzing over why Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reunited. One rumor has it that producers of The Simple Life threatened to throw the two attention whores on a deserted island filled with survivalists for the next season if they didn’t make up. Another reason has it that Paris and Nicole reunited to honor their close friend Brent Shapiro, who died one year ago due to an ecstasy overdose:
Their born-again friendship was sealed during an emotional October 9 visit to Hillside Memorial Park where Paris wrote a note of remembrance. It read: “Brent, I love you. Miss you and want you to know that I am here today to show you I care and think of you! I love you, Paris”.
Nicole also paid her respects saying: “It is the one year anniversary of the death of a dear friend of mine. Brent Shapiro was a saint. I often thought he was too perfect to even be on this earth. I have faith that he is in a better place. But I ask of all of you to stop, take a look at your life, and value how truly lucky you all are. Tell someone you love them, even if you think they already know. Life is short. Take it in. Peace and Love. xx”
I think Nicole’s on to something here about Brent being too perfect. If anything screams perfection, it’s overdosing on a club drug. Others tell me that Leonardo Da Vinci or Benjamin Franklin are examples of human perfection, but my picture of a raver with a glowstick in his mouth collapsed in a pile of his own vomit usually shuts them up. Argue with that, bitch! And another thing, is it even possible to overdose on ecstasy? That’s like being licked to death by puppies. Or scared to death by a herd of miniature ponies.
The handwriting on the note should pretty much put to rest the argument over whether Paris graduated from the fifth grade. I’m surprised she didn’t dot the ‘i’ with a smiley face.
Maybe now she’ll start eating, or they’ll eat each other, or they’ll, ah fucket it’s too easy to rip on these two nimbusses! What’s a nimbus? It’s like an erectus but a bit more nimbular. I’d still fuck both these morons. Because ‘C’ is for Pussy and that’s good enough for me. My balogna has a first name, and it’s BIG STABBER SWORD.
God what bad penmenship!!!
it is paris and nicole u guys r boitchin about u do realise that don’t u. this is exactly what they want they r so boring and non-descript they need the attention so why give it to them!