Paris got f’ed up
March 5th, 2007
What the hell happened to Paris Hilton’s hand over the weekend? Either she was attacked by a crazed raptor or … actually I kinda like that image in my head so I’ll just assume she was attacked by a crazed raptor. Or maybe she got into a fight with a rake. Rake 1 Paris 0. Hooray!
Read more about: Celebrity Gossip
They’re pus filled kinkajou scratches. Baby Luv didn’t go without a fight
Looks like she’s a cutter! Awesome!
Those resemble my rope burns after being tied to a headboard at the Motel 6 in Albuquerque.
LOL. The crazed raptor’s name is probably Stavros. Ah, let them enjoy their pleasure and their funsies. We’re all doing the same,no? It’s all goooood.