Ex-cons are sluts

Paris Hilton crotch shot

I present reason #348 why Paris Hilton is a whore. She knows the paparazzi are swarming Maui and taking pictures of every little thing she does. Yet she still spreads her legs open like she’s at the DMV or OB GYN.

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17 Comments on “Ex-cons are sluts”

  1. H.

    Umm…Yeah, she’s a “changed woman.” Looks like a tramp, acts like a tramp…Must be a tramp??

  2. jrsl
  3. Brankind

    At least it is covered

  4. The other Nick on here

    she hides the penis well…

  5. Ben

    I am not a fan of Paris Hilton, I could care less, I am on the island of Maui and truly hate the paparatzzi when they show up. but who are we to judge, the media and the people tha tbuy and watch it made her what she is, so all of you that are judging her look inside and judge yourself and think of what could be said of you if you had a camera on you 24/7 and the only things that were shown wer the scandalous stuff, with nothing good shown

  6. jrxblue

    “so all of you that are judging her look inside and judge yourself and think of what could be said of you if you had a camera on you 24/7 and the only things that were shown wer the scandalous stuff, with nothing good shown”

    Yeah…ummm…I think anyone would have common sense NOT to lay out in public view with their legs spread wide open like that. Yeah people lay out on the beach/park and sometimes open their legs slighly, but not” come on look at my crotch” wide open.
    She’s a whore, she’s nasty, and she is just plain white trash.

  7. marife

    Yikes! nobody in their right decent mind would lay open their teeny-bikini-clad crotch on a public beach unless of course you are Paris Hilton. She is well aware that she is being stalked, documented, and photographed by paparazzi and she is loving every minute of it, nobody should feel sorry or pity for her.
    Classy and Decent? NOT!!!

  8. latoya bursey

    paris i am a big ass fan of yours and no matter what no one says you got what you need to get and thats alife and tell all those bitches who are hating on you tell them bitches you are paid in full

  9. snowflake

    You aren’t giving her enough credit. She’s trying to prove she doesn’t have herpes.

  10. sasha j

    lmao bwahhahahahaha thats so funny “she hides the penis well” poor chick another paris hilton moment!!!!

  11. Aura

    DMV, OB gyn or a strip search at the jail.

  12. jbelle

    Interesting that she cares enough to tan her labia yet doesn’t think to remove her shoes… I’d care more about dual-toned size 11’s than if my freshly waxed bits were golden!

  13. NASTY! THATS HOW HER PRISON BITCHES REMEMBER HER, SPREAD WIDE OPEN!

  14. jimmy kimmel

    c’mon, stop hatin.’ i love paris cuz i think she’s a great role model for girls. i wish more girls were as free as she is. at least she’s got a nice brazillian, she’s not old and nasty to look at like sharon stone or some nasty bitch like that…let her do what she does while she’s still young!

  15. tammy

    wow, id half expect them to document the poor crabbies crawling out for freedom…. where’s the justice in that?

  16. Carlos

    Just think, the only thing protecting Maui from Herpes is a very thin, very smelly piece of nylon.
    I’m wondering is it possible to disinfect ocean water or sunlight?

  17. Jon

    I’d hit that

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